Please Excuse Me.

I was sitting on the bamboo mat in front of the fire.  Jackson decided he would like to roll the mat up.  He rolled it up until he bumped into me, then said, "Do you mind?"  I ignored him, and he repeated, "Mommy, Do you mind!?"  I suggested he might want to substitute either the phrase "Excuse me, please" or "Move, please".  So he did and I moved. 
I hold Jason fully responsible.