This is how Jackson's dad dresses him to go out. Well, OK he sent us to the new Mom's meeting wearing the "Automatic Sprinkler" onesie. This particular one says "Hello-oo-o Ladies". Yes, that's right, "Hello-oo-o Ladies". He said this was for Jackson's uncles to take him to the park and use him as a chick magnet. Babies are even better chick magnets than dogs, and with a catchy onesie like this, who could resist. I guess he has a point, except Jackson's uncles live 2500 miles away, so who here will be using him as a chick magnet?
We have another one, "Beefcake" "BEEFCAKE". It's a little bigger, so when Jackson grows a few more baby chins we can put him in a blue and yellow hat and send him out with it. Too bad we already have that supercute bear costume for Halloween, cuz this giant baby would make a great Cartman.